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NO MATTER how well Benitez's team play in today's Merseyside derby, one red-shirted fan won't be cheering for Liverpool FC.

Lifelong Evertonian Ray Parr will break a habit of a lifetime by wearing a red Liverpool shirt at the match after he was auctioned for charity.

Mr Parr, who runs a property development company in Kensington, agreed to the forfeit after friends pledged £2,000 for the Prince's Trust.

DAVID MOYES was asked at a recent press conference if he had any interest in Fanni.

He answered with a straight face, just about, because he knew his questioner meant the Nice defender Rod Fanni.

But what if he'd been asked about his interest in this top 10 of bizarre, but genuinely named, footballers?

Radio City and City Talk's Local Heroes event in Liverpool brought together Reds boss Rafa Benitez and master impressionists Darren Farley on stage. Fernando Torres scooped the Sport Award.

TO lift the gloom after his latest injury setback, here's Liverpool's number nine pitting his wits against two-year-old German Shepherd Hank, who's wearing a Steven Gerrard shirt, during the filming of a new Spanish advert at West Lancs Canine Centre in Formby

ANFIELD skipper Steven Gerrard shows in the latest Adidas advertisement his shooting ability is not just confined to hitting the back of the net