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By James Pearce
Your guide to the derby day cliches guaranteed to get an airing this weekend.
1. 'The formbook goes out of the window'
2. 'It will be played at 100 miles an hour'
3. 'Bragging rights are up for grabs'
ON the eve of the new football season, chief feature writer Paddy Shennan takes a less-than-serious look at what the 2008/2009 campaign may bring.
Saturday Aug 16
THE natives are restless . . . and, despite the predictable hype and hysteria, a bit bored.
Hours after the new Premier League season kicks off, a new group is launched called We Want Our Football Back.
Made up of thousands of fed-up fans, it will campaign for lower ticket prices, more kicks offs at 3pm on a Saturday and a series of measures aimed at reducing the strangehold of the Premier League's top four clubs.
It's that time again.
Here's a picture of Reds boss Rafa Benitez and goalkeeping coach Xavi Valero during Liverpool's pre-season tour of Switzerland.
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TIME for another caption competition.
Redss boss Rafa Benitez was recently presented with a superlambanana in his honour to mark Liverpool's status as European Capital of Culture 2008.
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